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  <title>Reality Engineering - Bringing You a Happier Tomorrow, Today.</title>
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    <name>alfihar</name>
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  <updated>2009-12-15T06:33:33Z</updated>
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    <title>BOOM...HEADSHOT!</title>
    <published>2009-12-15T03:05:35Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-15T06:33:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="116" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This guy is one of the luckiest men still alive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ED: More info for people calling it fake &lt;a href="http://www.madogre.com/Archives/June"&gt;http://www.madogre.com/Archives/June&lt;/a&gt; 2007.htm]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"6-27-07:  BOOM HEADSHOT!  This is amazing. Willie, the father of Tina, who made the sandbag rests fires a .50BMG, an Armalite AR-50 and it ricochets off of a steel plate that it should have easily penetrated. The bullet comes straight back and hits him in the head. You can see it hit the dirt about 15 feet in front on him before it clobbers him. Luckily he was uninjured. He's a bit sore today, but otherwise fine. Lucky lucky bastard. He has been advised to buy lottery tickets while he still has so much luck. I don't know about the timing, but you can hear the hit on the steel plate. Time that till the impact on Willie's head... how fast is that 750 grain slug traveling? The range is 100 yards. Amazing. "</content>
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    <title>My God..... its full of Awesome</title>
    <published>2009-12-14T05:12:55Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-14T05:12:55Z</updated>
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    <title>Subject</title>
    <published>2009-12-14T05:02:08Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-14T05:02:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4846474&amp;cpp=1"&gt;http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4846474&amp;cpp=1&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>POE</title>
    <published>2009-12-13T10:58:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-13T10:59:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SdKy3AwVhRI/AAAAAAAAIqo/6SFRsayLczI/s400/stealin%27+ur+precious+bodily.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:364812</id>
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    <title>I can see you talking!!</title>
    <published>2009-12-13T02:36:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-13T02:36:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Christine Ericsdotter – X-RAY ANALYSES OF SPEECH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://hundertmarkblog.de/christine-ericsdotter-x-ray-analyses-of-speech/"&gt;http://hundertmarkblog.de/christine-ericsdotter-x-ray-analyses-of-speech/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kinda creepy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://hundertmarkblog.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pion_fp11.gif"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:364663</id>
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    <title>Legend of the five rings</title>
    <published>2009-12-12T06:35:38Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-12T06:35:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/12/11/12122071-qmi.html"&gt;http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/12/11/12122071-qmi.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/12/11/300_Oly_pill_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The arrested men face drug possession charges. They could also be sued for trademark violation under a temporary federal law that prohibits the unauthorized commercial use of Olympic emblems, including the five rings."</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:364529</id>
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    <title>Shiva is Coming</title>
    <published>2009-12-12T05:39:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-12T05:39:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129025347046260159.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and he's gonna kick some ass</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:364175</id>
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    <title>The power of AWESOME</title>
    <published>2009-12-06T10:25:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-06T10:25:05Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:363786</id>
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    <title>Wow... thats sharp</title>
    <published>2009-12-06T10:20:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-06T10:20:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="113" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cbsnews.com"&gt;Watch CBS News Videos Online&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:363611</id>
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    <title>IGOR.. THE ELECTRODES... MORE POWER IGOR</title>
    <published>2009-11-30T04:34:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-30T04:34:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"Scientists have managed to grow a form of meat in a laboratory for the first time, according to reports. "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even PETA crazies are onboard &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6680989/Meat-grown-in-laboratory-in-world-first.html"&gt;http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6680989/Meat-grown-in-laboratory-in-world-first.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:363509</id>
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    <title>Puursistance</title>
    <published>2009-11-28T02:55:33Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-28T02:55:33Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:363095</id>
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    <title>The Lego Has You</title>
    <published>2009-11-26T03:15:51Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-26T03:15:51Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:362889</id>
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    <title>What... THE FUCK??</title>
    <published>2009-11-26T03:10:02Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-26T03:10:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="110" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/11/24/shakes-head-in-sad-disbelief/#more-21537"&gt;http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/11/24/shakes-head-in-sad-disbelief/#more-21537&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:362507</id>
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    <title>Any way the wind blows</title>
    <published>2009-11-25T02:09:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-25T02:09:32Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:362384</id>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind</title>
    <published>2009-11-23T02:09:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-23T02:09:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/7576633"&gt;http://vimeo.com/7576633&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="108" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/7576633"&gt;Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user2002901"&gt;Marc Bullard&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:362043</id>
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    <title>Tiny Tim</title>
    <published>2009-11-22T10:12:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-22T10:12:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"It’s like Tiny Tim is tripping on acid, entertaining children, and predicting global warming — all at once."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="107" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/video-of-tiny-tim-pe.html"&gt;http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/video-of-tiny-tim-pe.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Shiney</title>
    <published>2009-11-21T08:35:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-21T08:35:10Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:361618</id>
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    <title>The AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray</title>
    <published>2009-11-20T05:15:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-20T05:15:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top"&gt;http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the customer images an comments&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41m23Y36VAL._SL500_AA280_.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:361414</id>
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    <title>The Gods Love Me!</title>
    <published>2009-11-20T04:00:09Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-20T04:04:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So I was supposed to have a 3 hour job search BS thing today for my job network member.  I arrive there through the sweltering heat and walk inside.  10 mins later a storm comes out of nowhere and blows the power out of the whole area, cancelling the session.. WOOOO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.earthsci.unimelb.edu.au/~awatkins/melbtemp.html"&gt;http://www.earthsci.unimelb.edu.au/~awatkins/melbtemp.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:361204</id>
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    <title>The Road To Chad/Darfur</title>
    <published>2009-11-18T12:27:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T01:29:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A long read but so worth it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/background.html"&gt;http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/background.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ED: Stolen from Gleep, who is too slow to post things :P]</content>
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    <title>PSA</title>
    <published>2009-11-17T01:31:49Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-17T01:31:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/facebook-big-brother.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alfihar:360652</id>
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    <title>Ninja Sex Party - I just want to dance</title>
    <published>2009-11-17T01:25:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-17T01:25:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924672"&gt;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924672&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="105" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures"&gt;funny pictures&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/"&gt;CollegeHumor&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>IMMD</title>
    <published>2009-11-14T00:38:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-14T00:38:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I was in LA with my family and we hopped on the metro and sat down. The next stop a clown got on and sat down and started making balloon animals for the passengers. The following stop another clown got on. They acknowledged each other with a nod of the head and a glare of the eyes, then started a balloon-animal battle. IMMD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My 12 year old daughter ran up to me with her iPod. She put one earbud in each nostril, cranked up some tunes and the music came out of her mouth. Then she opened and shut her mouth making it seem like the music was going on and off. IMMD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My neighbor decided to buy some funky looking flowerpots. She didn’t notice that they were bongs until i told her what they were used for. IMMD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from &lt;a href="http://itmademyday.com/"&gt;http://itmademyday.com/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>..to meeeee</title>
    <published>2009-11-14T00:34:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-14T00:34:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SvxrahtepFI/AAAAAAABMYk/fS-Z_8ljTug/s720/24266gm.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <title>This sums up a large amout of time spent in my childhood</title>
    <published>2009-11-13T06:38:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-13T06:38:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">(who am i kidding, i felt this making the AT-AT)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/thatlegopiece.jpg"&gt;</content>
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