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  <title>Reality Engineering - Bringing You a Happier Tomorrow, Today.</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:05:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>BOOM...HEADSHOT!</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;116&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This guy is one of the luckiest men still alive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ED: More info for people calling it fake &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.madogre.com/Archives/June&quot;&gt;http://www.madogre.com/Archives/June&lt;/a&gt; 2007.htm]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;6-27-07:  BOOM HEADSHOT!  This is amazing. Willie, the father of Tina, who made the sandbag rests fires a .50BMG, an Armalite AR-50 and it ricochets off of a steel plate that it should have easily penetrated. The bullet comes straight back and hits him in the head. You can see it hit the dirt about 15 feet in front on him before it clobbers him. Luckily he was uninjured. He&apos;s a bit sore today, but otherwise fine. Lucky lucky bastard. He has been advised to buy lottery tickets while he still has so much luck. I don&apos;t know about the timing, but you can hear the hit on the steel plate. Time that till the impact on Willie&apos;s head... how fast is that 750 grain slug traveling? The range is 100 yards. Amazing. &quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:12:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>My God..... its full of Awesome</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:02:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Subject</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:58:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>POE</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:36:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I can see you talking!!</title>
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  <description>Christine Ericsdotter – X-RAY ANALYSES OF SPEECH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hundertmarkblog.de/christine-ericsdotter-x-ray-analyses-of-speech/&quot;&gt;http://hundertmarkblog.de/christine-ericsdotter-x-ray-analyses-of-speech/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kinda creepy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://hundertmarkblog.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pion_fp11.gif&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:35:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Legend of the five rings</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/12/11/12122071-qmi.html&quot;&gt;http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/12/11/12122071-qmi.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/12/11/300_Oly_pill_01.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;The arrested men face drug possession charges. They could also be sued for trademark violation under a temporary federal law that prohibits the unauthorized commercial use of Olympic emblems, including the five rings.&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:39:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Shiva is Coming</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129025347046260159.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and he&apos;s gonna kick some ass</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:25:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The power of AWESOME</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:20:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Wow... thats sharp</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:34:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>IGOR.. THE ELECTRODES... MORE POWER IGOR</title>
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  <description>&quot;Scientists have managed to grow a form of meat in a laboratory for the first time, according to reports. &quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even PETA crazies are onboard &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6680989/Meat-grown-in-laboratory-in-world-first.html&quot;&gt;http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6680989/Meat-grown-in-laboratory-in-world-first.html&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:55:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Puursistance</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:15:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Lego Has You</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:10:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What... THE FUCK??</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;110&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/11/24/shakes-head-in-sad-disbelief/#more-21537&quot;&gt;http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/11/24/shakes-head-in-sad-disbelief/#more-21537&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:09:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Any way the wind blows</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:09:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com/7576633&quot;&gt;http://vimeo.com/7576633&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;108&quot; /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com/7576633&quot;&gt;Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com/user2002901&quot;&gt;Marc Bullard&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com&quot;&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:12:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Tiny Tim</title>
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  <description>&quot;It’s like Tiny Tim is tripping on acid, entertaining children, and predicting global warming — all at once.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;107&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/video-of-tiny-tim-pe.html&quot;&gt;http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/video-of-tiny-tim-pe.html&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:35:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Shiney</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:15:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top&quot;&gt;http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the customer images an comments&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41m23Y36VAL._SL500_AA280_.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:00:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Gods Love Me!</title>
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  <description>So I was supposed to have a 3 hour job search BS thing today for my job network member.  I arrive there through the sweltering heat and walk inside.  10 mins later a storm comes out of nowhere and blows the power out of the whole area, cancelling the session.. WOOOO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.earthsci.unimelb.edu.au/~awatkins/melbtemp.html&quot;&gt;http://www.earthsci.unimelb.edu.au/~awatkins/melbtemp.html&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Road To Chad/Darfur</title>
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  <description>A long read but so worth it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/background.html&quot;&gt;http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/background.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ED: Stolen from Gleep, who is too slow to post things :P]</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:31:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>PSA</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:25:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Ninja Sex Party - I just want to dance</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924672&quot;&gt;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924672&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;105&quot; /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;&quot;&gt;See more &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/videos&quot;&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures&quot;&gt;funny pictures&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/&quot;&gt;CollegeHumor&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:38:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>IMMD</title>
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  <description>I was in LA with my family and we hopped on the metro and sat down. The next stop a clown got on and sat down and started making balloon animals for the passengers. The following stop another clown got on. They acknowledged each other with a nod of the head and a glare of the eyes, then started a balloon-animal battle. IMMD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My 12 year old daughter ran up to me with her iPod. She put one earbud in each nostril, cranked up some tunes and the music came out of her mouth. Then she opened and shut her mouth making it seem like the music was going on and off. IMMD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My neighbor decided to buy some funky looking flowerpots. She didn’t notice that they were bongs until i told her what they were used for. IMMD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from &lt;a href=&quot;http://itmademyday.com/&quot;&gt;http://itmademyday.com/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:34:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>..to meeeee</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:38:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This sums up a large amout of time spent in my childhood</title>
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  <description>(who am i kidding, i felt this making the AT-AT)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/thatlegopiece.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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